If trees could talk . ....

If trees could talk they would tell us to stop using them and are dumb cliches no more dumb questions like if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it still make a noise please stop with the money don't grow on trees exploding one of our shortcomings we do have a set of new laws you must follow a wish for us to continue providing paper shade and so forth we are suffering from the irony that we live much longer than you humans you get more than us in every aspect whether it be sun ring or just recognition. Job well done you humans take it all and if you're not careful we might just take it back.