A god amongst men tale

I was born it became clear to the world I was sent to change it I can't remember if it was a bolt of lightning that struck from the heavens and put the electrifying push through my veins or if it was the legendary gods of Egypt that each put their own signature on my soul blueprint filling me with the gift necessary to be a god myself amongst men so simply stated in layman's terms to clarify what you are witnessing and are grsced with being in the presents is beyond simplemind comprehension for I am the straw that stirs the drink the gravitational pull that binds all things the God of all heels with the narcissist sex appeal and you're only worthwhile human highlight reel.